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zombieXkitten

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watching the puddles gather rain. I'm a bit eccentric, a bit eclectic, and I have a fun yet morbidly amusing and callous wit. I love ZOmbies, Gore, And other random stuffs. That is all.



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pachurz:

triijunk:

dorkly:

The Most Dangerous Gamer

I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.


calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes





willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine





just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed



stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'






eternally-akward:

gypsums:

I just want someone to have feelings for me

Hatred is a feeling




I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head






jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus